If you EVER wonder why you Retired This could be part of the Answer

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 You know you're or have been a flight attendant if...........


1. You don't ever write a full city name anymore(bugs your non airline
friends) DTW MCO FCO BOM

2. You curse every "Bose headset wearing moron"--yes the electronic
device announcement means you

3. No matter how many times you clean out your suitcase you still find
ancient hidden treasures in there

4. You HATE boarding

5. You LOVE deplaning

6. You can't believe you've never been in a hotel van accident

7. You loathe your CEO

8. Businessmen on cell phones rank up there with the CEO

9. You remember the passengers with great manners (that's sad)

10. You LOVE the Nicoderm commercial

11. You can't remember when UM's actually became bigger than you

12. You love foreigners because they can't adequately complain in English

13. You despise foreigners because they can't communicate effectively

14. You HATE on board duty free

15. You can't stand the frequent flyer who says "I fly more than you..."

16. You hate seeing passengers at your layover hotel

17. You hate when drinkers start calling you by name (don't buddy up to me
loser)

18. You long for the days when it was easy to rig the TV for free movies

19. You want to smack the nail clipping --finger nail polishing-- nose
picking--snoring idiots

20. You want no passengers talking to you while non-reving

21. You travel in uniform for the liquids creams and gel exemption

22. If passengers can't find the flush to the toilet---they should stay
in there till they do!!!!!!!!

23. No I don't have a pen

24. You are excited to find a can of different soda that is not supposed
to be on your airline

25. You never imagined you could fart all the way across the Atlantic

26. You know every "sights and sounds of..." from CNN

27. You LOVE to sleep

28. You hate early morning departures---Who in the hell HAS to fly at 6
am

29. You wish your manager actually WAS a f/a at one point in their life
30. You try not to go the bathroom on the plane but you sure can catch a
good nap in there

31. You hate that they think they can hear you without taking off their
headsets

32. You wish bassinettes were never invented

33. You are glad there are no hidden cameras in the galley

34. YES Remain seated for the duration of our flight DOES mean YOU

35. Your jumpseat partner knows more about you than your spouse or life
partner